Bake Your Own Head
Even Kittens Get The Blues.
Sunday, October 31, 2010
You really get to thinking while you take a shower. You fall asleep and almost break your skull on the sink.
You want to start working out. You end googling "Exercising in the home"
You haven't spoken to or seen anyone for 48 hours ... Thank God It's Monday!
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Today you get two fortunes! ... because you ordered enough Chinese food for two people.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Your neighbor obviously doesn't want to talk to you on the train. You do anyway and tell them too much about your personal life.
Your iPhone lights up because someone is calling you. It was just a reflection from the TV.
The doctor says you have really good blood pressure. You have nobody to tell that to.
You make some art to express how you feel. It's completely terrible.
You eat a 2-year-old can of organic kidney beans and five bud lights for dinner. You don't finish the kidney beans.
You watch Eastbound & Down. You start crying profusely when it ends.
A homeless man sings "Your Song" on the subway, very poorly. You become light headed and give him ten dollars.
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